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John Bolton Hired As National Security Advisor Of The Galactic Empire

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John Bolton Hired As National Security Advisor Of The Galactic Empire
MAW INSTALLATION—Shortly after being ousted as the National Security Advisor of the United States, John Bolton found work more suited to his position on war, as the NSA of the Galactic Empire."The Empire gets it," he said. "While Trump and I often clashed on foreign policy, I fit in a lot better with these guys." He then punched Darth …
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